How to make Danica faster

I'm a long, long time fan of Danica's. Advice for Tony Eury, Jr. Easiest way to get 3 more MPH's out of Danica: 1. Read her book. 2. Hire a schill to stand in crowd out side her garage area and make moronic remarks about how she cannot possibly ever make it in stock car racing because she is not a man. That sort of thing REALLY motivates her!

Don't worry, dude: There will be a whole Chorus singing THAT tune!




I got an idea. Just let the girl drive the damn car! Be the spotter, the crew chief, just let her drive it. I can't wait to see here up @ NHMS, my old home track. Yes friends, I got my tix, and will be there Tuesday the 22nd of June. All for the craziness that is NASCAR, baby!

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